I haffa go poop!

Sleeping Angel

Don’t let this sleeping angel face fool you.

The joys of traveling with a 2 yo…

“I haffa go poop! I haffa go poop! I haffa go pooOooOOoop!”

Cue screaming and writhing for a few minutes while I frantically search for a place to stop.

Finally, a gas station.  Put socks and shoes back on, go in, remove all clothes because of course we can’t poop with clothes on.  He sits for a few minutes and nothing.  Put everything back on and get back in the van.

5 minutes back on the road.

“I haffa go poop! I haffa go poop! I haffa go pooOooOOoop!”

More screaming and writhing. We’re in the middle of nowhere so finding another place to stop takes time.

Finally a rest stop. Put socks and shoes back on (of course he took them off).  Head into the restroom.  Remove everything, again.  And again, nothing.

“Please, honey, please just try.”

“No poop, Mom. No poop in my butt.”

Nicely played small one. Take an exasperated mom and make her laugh.

 

 

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